Ever wanted to eat yourself for breakfast? Now you can.
Meet the "selfie toaster," a narcissistic appliance offered up by the Vermont Novelty Toaster Corporation, makers of the infamous Jesus and Rapture toasters.
That's right. For a mere $75, you can put your face on a piece of bread and eat it for breakfast every morning.
The process takes about a week.
And you even get a full-color decal of yourself to put on the front of your toaster when it arrives.
Hypothetically speaking, this means you could take a selfie while eating a piece of selfie toast from your selfie toaster. Pretty deep.